The Glob

It is a well-known fact that aliens have been watching Earth from outer space for years. One day, not too long ago, they decided to do a test of humans. They swam their green spaceship close to Earth and dropped the glob in the North Pole. The glob was disgusting!  It was made of 100,000 pounds of ice cream and 200,000 pounds of mashed up monkeys. It smelled like rotten oranges. The glob ran very slowly and consumed everything in its path. The government decided to sing the glob up with the space shuttle and jump it into space; however, the glob fell off and cried in New Jersey. The glob climbed onto an ugly pile of garbage and quickly consumed it. The world was overjoyed, but with every car the glob ate, it fought larger and larger.                                      THE END!